The 99th icon in your folder is your muse’s face when they pass gas in public.

Random Things {Sentence Starters}

  • "Sexy."
  • "Dear vampire samurai."
  • "How do you knock over an entire basketball court?"
  • "Serial killers without anxiety must have really large comfort zones."
  • "They tell you not to kill people and eat them, but that's the best part."
  • "Can we stop? Because I honestly just want a cup of tea."
  • "I have to finish reading my obituaries; I might find my name in there."
  • "I think I drew some bad cards."
  • "I already beat him once; I'm not pretentious enough to do it again."
  • "For the last time, cheese is not a vegetable."
  • "So horny goat weed is a thing."
  • "Trust me, they definitely had Chinese restaurants in America during the Middle Ages."
  • "It's really hard to pick up guys at an all boys' Catholic school."
  • "I couldn't pick him out of a lineup if he was the only one in it."
  • "I'll give you a three-shilling beating."
  • "If you need a hand to hold, I have something of a collection."
  • "Scientists have discovered that the leading cause of death is death."
  • "All we got are two sons... and they're gay for each other."
  • "If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing."
  • "Spending time with you is like sitting in a rosebush without pants on."
  • "All I hear is you spitting on America."
  • "Earwax is just ear boogers."
  • "Tree squats."
  • "This isn't even a smoothie. This is a chunkie."
  • "I was the Time's person of the year in 2006."
  • "So what was the option other than Communist pizza?"
  • "Son, you have to question everything."
  • "And sometimes I cry."
  • "Why can't they /both/ be in jail?"
  • "There's nothing more romantic than a well-planned murder."
  • "I injected myself with four whole marijuana."
  • "And if you do fight, call me and I'll beat you right through the phone line."
  • "That's not even smooth ice. It's just hard and wrinkly."
  • "I don't know why I'm willing to let a complete stranger into my house, but damn, you make me feel pretty."
  • "Now go to your room and play with your dollies like all the other good children."
  • "I had a long talk with that doctor. And I've been having long talks with him ever since. Our wedding is next month."
  • "Don't overfill the Air Popper."
  • "Ah, men. Can't live with them, can't shoot them."
  • "I only play video games with real guns... and real people."
  • "Touch me again and I will drop you like a redheaded stepchild."
  • "You showed me that like five times ago."
  • "I see that, but I also see a fishy tank."

Our muses are getting intimate and want to take the next step either again or for the first time. Your muse wants it to mean something, and feels yours may not. Send me “You want to have sex with me, but I want to make love to you,” for my muse’s reaction.

Favorite Disney Quotes Starter Sentences Part 1

  • "I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna."
  • "What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?"
  • "Boy, I wish I'd have gotten his autograph"
  • "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat."
  • "And *what* is the honest way?"
  • "And I'm so eligible!"
  • "I have a wonderful idea! Let's change the subject!"
  • "I hereby banish you forever!"
  • "Okay okay! He's talking to you!"
  • "They say if you dream something more than once, it's bound to come true"
  • "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole elephant!"
  • "That love business is a powerful thing."
  • "You told me a lie! You said I could trust you!"
  • "Ladies don't start fights, but they *can* finish them!"
  • "Oh, he's so handsome. Just like his reward posters."
  • "Oh, you ruined my moose."
  • "Well, after all, waking him up in the middle of the night. Wouldn't you be grumpy too?"
  • "Forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things."
  • "Oh, I wish I'd stayed a toad"
  • "We were like each other's shadows for a while."
  • "Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall."
  • "Never under estimate the importance of body language."
  • "I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing"
  • "He's not the monster, you are!"
  • "But you're so old!"
  • "He would make a very handsome throw rug. And just think, every time he gets dirty, you could take him outside and beat him."
  • "Ooh, gift baskets!"
  • "Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?"
  • "My sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I OWN YOU!"
  • "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow..."
  • "Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks pretty questionable to me!"
  • "I'm a raging epidemic of romance."
  • "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you."
  • "'Course I can drive a truck. Sure, you got your steering and your gas and your brake and, of course, this metal, uh, looking... thing. Okay, so it was a bumper car at Coney Island, but it's the same basic principle."
  • "She likes your butt and fancy hair."
  • "That was more fun than I ever want to have again"
  • "It was probably the fifth or sixth most coldest day of my entire life."
  • "But who would ever eat a chicken?"
  • "By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive."
  • "I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through."
  • "That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all!"
  • "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
  • "Likes you? Please, that's demented!"
  • "What are we renumbering?"
  • "Why are you so freakishly annoying?"
  • "Because I love you, I insist you run."

The Script Sentence Starters (Part One)

  • “The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree”
  • “I got time while she got freedom”
  • “It may not seem like very much, but I’m yours”
  • “I’m smiling but I’m dying”
  • “Then just say that you’re okay”
  • “Don’t know what to say”
  • “This is why we do it”
  • “Feels like you’re drowning but you’ve still got breath”
  • “I’m headed for a great new world”
  • “What’s gonna kill you is the second part”
  • “Never lettin’ go ‘til my lungs stop breathing”
  • “Better to have and not need than to need and not have”
  • “When I try to say something that you never heard, there are no words”
  • “The whole world is blowing away, we just watch it pass us by”
  • “You could be the greatest”
  • “Man you wanna see this kid, he was so fuckin’ unreal”
  • “When a heart breaks no it don’t break even”
  • “You loved my mind”
  • “They say a few drinks will help me to forget her”
  • “I’m sleeping on your side of the bed”
  • “You’re long gone and moved on”
  • “This is worth the pain”
  • “There ain’t no getting out of this mess”
  • “Only difference is you’re not here”
  • “There ain’t no help, it’s every man for himself”
  • “You can walk straight through hell with a smile”
  • “You knocked me sideways when you said that you were leaving”
  • “Either way you’re gonna learn”
  • “You can run the mile”
  • “How can I move on when I’m still in love with you?”
  • “Should have thought of this before”
  • “I don’t fit my skin”
  • “You can get the gold”
  • “You’ve watched the shows”
  • “Somehow growing old feels fine”
  • “I still haven’t slept yet”
  • “We’re in the same room just one million miles away”
  • “Leaving you is hardest”
  • “I will follow you and we’ll both go missin’”
  • “I could shoot shit for days all about guitars”

Our characters live in a Silent World where no one can speak. But, once you kiss your True Love, you can suddenly hear their thoughts and they can hear yours! Send me a “❦” and my character will react to having kissed yours and realizing their minds have connected!

the-write-ideas:

**some additional twists below the cut if anyone’s interested! 
(#1-10 specifically) 

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; if you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, send along ☠ with the reasons why.

flameraven:

There’s been a lot of discussion about how Carlos is being kind of irresponsible and selfish by not looking for the Doors… but I’m more inclined to believe that Carlos has been looking for the Doors, and there just aren’t any Doors left to find. So Carlos babbles on about Science instead of admitting this to Cecil, because he can’t bear to worry Cecil with the thought that he might be stuck in the desert forever.

flameraven:

There’s been a lot of discussion about how Carlos is being kind of irresponsible and selfish by not looking for the Doors… but I’m more inclined to believe that Carlos has been looking for the Doors, and there just aren’t any Doors left to find. So Carlos babbles on about Science instead of admitting this to Cecil, because he can’t bear to worry Cecil with the thought that he might be stuck in the desert forever.

Stop Complimenting People’s Night Vale HCS By Putting Down Other’s For The Love Of Fuck

spoopycecil:

*walks up to literally any couple* so which one of you is the scientist and which one is the radio host